Subject: madam’s ribbing
Date: 04:33 PM 2/10/99
the top three reasons i kissed you:
3. you said you’d wanted to kiss me since you heard me sing at the 75th, four hours earlier.
2. you looked so cute wearing that crown.
and the number one reason i kissed you:
1. you kissed me first.
i’ve decided i want to be a docent . . . for the caesar’s palace kissing caravan. did we find 10 or 15 secluded spots to suck face? oops . . . minus at least one . . . being requested by a state cop to take that someplace private . . . definitely not a secluded spot.
we’re not really related, are we?
kissin’ cousin chrissy