But I will not count the ways. I will let you do that.
What I have to say in my defense is that I've been a little ill at ease since being published in far more reputable zines, and by being published outing myself. A certain anonymity is gone. And a certain anonymity is freeing.
I'm sure I'll come up with something for you all. If you all still exist. But I doubt it will be this weekend. This weekend I'm naked for 40 hours straight and easy breezy lemon squeezy.
See you on the flipside.