On the Fourteenth Day of Christ*&^%$, TiZ reveals to you...
They just bought me $600 Stuart Weitzman boots at work. I think we're running.
I like $600 Stuart Weitzman boots.
I cannot tell a lie.
That's a lie...but I hate lying.
I will only lie if I truly think the truth is none of your freaking business.
I barely watch tv.
I sleep with my computer.
Despite the constant weeping, I haven't been this happy in years.
I kinda sorta only clean my apartments for guests.
When guests cancel, I'm rarely unhappy because...I have a clean apartment to myself.
I never did well on standardized testing.
I got into Yale through the backdoor.
I want my money back from Manhattan School of Music.
I am at my best as an autodidact.