Thursday, February 16, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Do take dog to the vet when he itches.
Dogs are far more pleasant when they're far less itchy.
Sometimes underdogs can be the best behaved at the vet.
Do not pet dog while you're canoodling just to get said dog to shut up.
Do not allow dog to create a den for himself on your couch.
Do keep an eagle eye on dog when walking on your street if your street has a middle school where children just drop pretzels all over the sidewalk. A developing nation could be fed from the refuse on my block.
Do brush dog with hair every day.
Do keep dog on the skinny side.
Do keep some fiber in both your and dog's diet.
Do your best to never ever ever witness anal expression. Dog's that is...
Posted by MizTiz at 10:24 AM
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Do NOT try and put Baxter's Sherlock Holmes coat on when we're both half asleep.
Do NOT accidentally brush his butt where the scab is healing.
Do NOT buy a carrier bag that he can't burrow into like a dog cave.
Do NOT deal with the scab healing on his face IN HIS DOG CAVE.
Do NOT believe your apartment is clean. Baxter, at least, is a walking lint brush.
Do NOT play with Baxter within ten minutes of leaving the apartment. Baxter will cry his little heart out and upset Billy the Dog two floors down.
DO let him meet men on his own time.
DO keep his harness on him when a man first walks in the apartment so you can walk him easily into another room.
If you DO work a matt slowly with your fingers, you can get it out.
DO say good boy more than ever possibly imagined.
Dogs are kind people magnets. At least on my block
Bill Berloni is right about everything all the time.
Posted by MizTiz at 8:15 PM